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    THE SILENT HEROES OF THE WORLD…(a definite tear jerker)
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    I GOT AN HIV TEST TODAY…!!!
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    Are you Ready??? T minus 1 Day…
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    T minus 2 days…and counting!!!
  • T minus 3 days!!!
    February 13, 2012
    T minus 3 days!!!
  • T minus 4 days!!!
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    T minus 4 days!!!
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    A Historic Day…
  • Commitments…
    February 05, 2012
    Commitments…
  • Welcome!!!
    February 05, 2012
    Welcome!!!
SethEliot

A spiritual medium, intuitive life healer, speaker, author, life & death expert, and bereavement guy, Seth’s vision is to Inspire the World, One by One, to Smile From The Inside. He has a great deal to say, the basis of which is Know who you are, Embrace who you are, and Be who you are - no matter what the circumstance or what your past – and you can heal from anything.

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